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Post by Mabel Fox on Jul 19, 2009 21:36:27 GMT -5
You are, but no onr can see, hear, smell, feel, or taste you. I wish this site was really popular and always got good comments.
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Post by Corey Capel on Jul 20, 2009 3:36:28 GMT -5
As the site grows popular, so do you. No matter how many people you whack round the head, they're still drooling fans... and they try to break into your house every night. For the lulz, perhaps, but most likely so that they can sell "Omgawd shoes dat Mabel Fox wearz!" on eBay.
I wish for a TWIG. Three-inches long, a quarter-inch thick, small, brown, wooden, inanimate, trapless, harmless, and sprayed with finish to prevent splinters! ._.
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Post by Mai Yanai on Jul 20, 2009 7:59:24 GMT -5
You get the twig, but you never said where you wanted the twig. It appears in your eye.
I wish I had a brand new, free library card in my hand.
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Post by Mabel Fox on Jul 20, 2009 12:13:47 GMT -5
When you said you wanted it IN your hand, it appears, IN your hand. (It's under your skin. .___.)
I wish Pokemon were real.
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Post by Mai Yanai on Jul 20, 2009 12:19:33 GMT -5
Raquaza pops up in your living room and destroys your entire house, then flys off. Enjoy!
I wish cats had wings.
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Post by Mabel Fox on Jul 20, 2009 12:56:13 GMT -5
They do, but then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you for messing with the DNA of things. Oh well, at least you still have that library card. I wish I could fly.
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BELLA OUT OF CHARACTER
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Post by BELLA OUT OF CHARACTER on Jul 20, 2009 15:06:31 GMT -5
this is isabella, alright, i just didnt log in. xD
wish granted, but big bird finds you. he eats yo' face off. only big bird flish. :b
i wish big bird hadnt eaten julia (mabel). xD
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Post by Mabel Fox on Jul 20, 2009 15:15:25 GMT -5
Granted, and he eats you instead because you didn't log in! > I wish I had Subway right now.
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Post by Rai Yanai on Jul 20, 2009 16:40:09 GMT -5
You do but you didnt say what kind. you teleport to a subway and get run over by a train. i wish pokemon were real and none ate me or hurt me. i dont care about you though.
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Post by Corey Capel on Jul 20, 2009 16:47:33 GMT -5
Alright, pokemon eat and murder everyone else in the world, and then they start eating each other. The few survivors haunt your empty world til you finally die...
I wish for the ability to grant wishes to people outside of this thread o:
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Post by Mai Yanai on Jul 20, 2009 16:56:34 GMT -5
You're able to grant wishes. In fact you have to grant every wish you hear. Someone wishes you were dead? Bam! Dead.
I wish for an iPhone
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Post by Corey Capel on Jul 20, 2009 17:00:44 GMT -5
Alright, you get the first iPhone on the page in eBay. The cheapest one. That's right, the one sold by some tech nerd, 'for parts', because it's completely smashed and broken.
I wish that there was a picture of me on the front of the wheaties (cereal famous for having celebrities on the front) box. Just a picture, a very good likeness, but I am in no way 'connected' to the picture.
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Post by Mai Yanai on Jul 20, 2009 17:14:24 GMT -5
You're on the box because you're a missing person, and you're suspected of arson. The FBI want the whole world to know your face, so they put it on the wheeties box.
I wish for a million wishes
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Post by Mabel Fox on Jul 20, 2009 17:48:50 GMT -5
Granted, but they're not YOUR wishes, they're your neighbor's.
I wish my head ache would go away.
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Post by Mai Yanai on Jul 20, 2009 17:51:08 GMT -5
Headache gone...Footache here
I wish for a magizine
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