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Post by Mabel Fox on Jul 18, 2009 12:56:42 GMT -5
Here, you can grant someone's wish, but give it a twist so that something bad happens. Like this:
Person 1: I wish for a horse!
Person 2: You try to ride the horse, but it throws you off and you break your neck.
I'll start:
I wish more members would join...
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Post by Corey Capel on Jul 18, 2009 14:23:58 GMT -5
382 members join overnight; your staff are overwhelmed, and within minutes your site is converted into a spambox for World of Warcraft gold farming. Anyone who tries to roleplay is attacked by ravenous crashers.
I wish for a better computer...
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Post by Mabel Fox on Jul 18, 2009 14:29:35 GMT -5
You get a great computer with high-speed internet, but your mind cannot take the awesomeness held inside the computer. The computer is related to Mr.T. You explode.
I wish for an Icee.
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Post by Corey Capel on Jul 18, 2009 14:35:02 GMT -5
You get brainfreeze. No, literally, your brain freezes. Solid.
I wish for my own pet eevee.
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Post by Mabel Fox on Jul 18, 2009 14:43:11 GMT -5
You get one, but it has rabies and bites you.
I wish for a purple giraffe.
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Post by Mai Yanai on Jul 19, 2009 11:27:22 GMT -5
You get one, but the disease that causes purple giraffes kills it.
I wish there was a sequel to Spirited Away
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Post by Mabel Fox on Jul 19, 2009 13:27:22 GMT -5
OMG me 2!
There is, but it's so horrible that you barf on your crush. >.<
I wish I had a koi pond.
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Post by Corey Capel on Jul 19, 2009 19:12:27 GMT -5
You get the pond for the koi, and it's a big one too. Unfortunately, it's full of ravenous sharks.
I wish... to be reincarnated as a pokemon of Four Season Falls.
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Post by Mai Yanai on Jul 19, 2009 19:20:21 GMT -5
you're reincarnated as a pokemon. Not a pokemon that transforms into a human (it wandered in)
I wish for a magic hat
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Post by Corey Capel on Jul 19, 2009 19:35:32 GMT -5
Congratulations, you have a magic hat that can transform into a pile of manure at your command!
I wish for an ice cream cone.
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Post by Mai Yanai on Jul 19, 2009 19:58:45 GMT -5
You get an ice cream cone. Too bad it's crap flavored. (payback for the manure)
I wish for a tin of regular, normal, pringals.
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Post by Rai Yanai on Jul 19, 2009 21:19:43 GMT -5
You get them but the jar is a bomb and explodes in your face. dont worry, the pringals werent harmed.
I wish Chuck Norris would round house kick the person who replies next.
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Post by Mai Yanai on Jul 19, 2009 21:21:17 GMT -5
you don't wish for chuck norris, chuck norris wishes for you.
I wish for a 1,000,000.00 pokedolars.
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Post by Mabel Fox on Jul 19, 2009 21:24:18 GMT -5
You get it, but I close the shop so you can't buy anything with it. >  I wish I had a cookie.  |
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Post by Rai Yanai on Jul 19, 2009 21:24:25 GMT -5
You get it but it is made of steel and is gaint. It falls on your head.
i wish i was a ghost.
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