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Post by Mabel Fox on Jul 20, 2009 18:33:18 GMT -5
If you spell Chuck Norris in scrabble you win. Forever. vs Chuck Norris does not make butter. He simplyy kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.
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Post by Mai Yanai on Jul 20, 2009 20:02:37 GMT -5
If you spell Chuck Norris in scrabble you win. Forever. vs Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depo.
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Post by KRISTY CAROLINA MUNROE♥ on Jul 20, 2009 20:44:00 GMT -5
chuck noris does
all of his grocery shopping
at home depot.
VS !?
chuck norris asked for a big mac
at burger king.. and got one.
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Post by Mai Yanai on Jul 20, 2009 21:55:38 GMT -5
chuck noris does
all of his grocery shopping
at home depot.VS Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
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Post by Rai Yanai on Jul 21, 2009 12:11:15 GMT -5
chuck noris does
all of his grocery shopping
at home depot.VS If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, may God help you.
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Post by Mai Yanai on Jul 21, 2009 15:28:51 GMT -5
Chuck Norris does all his grocery shopping at home depo vs. Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly ‘get out of jail free’ card.
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Post by Raijin Zara on Jul 21, 2009 16:41:26 GMT -5
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly ‘get out of jail free’ card. V.S. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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Post by Corey Capel on Jul 21, 2009 19:14:59 GMT -5
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did vs. If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 49 minutes.
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Post by Mai Yanai on Jul 21, 2009 20:03:53 GMT -5
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly ‘get out of jail free’ card. Vs. If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 49 minutes.
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Post by Corey Capel on Jul 21, 2009 20:17:10 GMT -5
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 49 minutes vs. To shave, Chuck Norris has to roundhouse kick himself in the face- only Chuck Norris can cut Chuck Norris.
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Post by KRISTY CAROLINA MUNROE♥ on Jul 22, 2009 8:06:02 GMT -5
To shave, Chuck Norris has to roundhouse kick himself in the face- only Chuck Norris can cut Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was born in the log cabin he built. |
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Post by Rai Yanai on Jul 22, 2009 21:09:46 GMT -5
To shave, Chuck Norris has to roundhouse kick himself in the face- only Chuck Norris can cut Chuck Norris.
Vs.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Post by Mai Yanai on Jul 22, 2009 22:11:43 GMT -5
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly ‘get out of jail free’ card. Vs. Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Post by Mabel Fox on Jul 31, 2009 17:42:03 GMT -5
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
VS
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
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Post by Corey Capel on Aug 3, 2009 20:02:25 GMT -5
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip vs. Scientists have proven that a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick does not actually kill you. It completely erases your existence from the space-time continuum.
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