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Post by Mabel Fox on Jul 18, 2009 12:55:09 GMT -5
I'm on a quest to find the Ultimate Chuck Norris joke. Here's how to play: 1. Think of a really funny Chuck Norris joke. (You can go on google and search for them.) 2. Come back here and read the post before you. 3. There should be two jokes to choose from. Pick one and then write down your joke vs the joke you chose. It should go on like this until everyone agrees on a joke.  I'll start: Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret vs Chuck Norris was born in the house he built Have fun! |
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Post by Corey Capel on Jul 18, 2009 14:13:26 GMT -5
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret vs. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
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Post by Mabel Fox on Jul 18, 2009 14:28:21 GMT -5
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret vs There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control
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Post by Corey Capel on Jul 18, 2009 14:35:19 GMT -5
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret vs. Chuck Norris knows the exact location of Carmen Sandiego
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Post by Mabel Fox on Jul 18, 2009 14:41:44 GMT -5
Chuck Norris knows the exact location of Carmen Sandiego vs Some kids wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Post by Corey Capel on Jul 18, 2009 14:42:38 GMT -5
Chuck Norris knows the exact location of Carmen Sandiego vs. Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter
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Post by Mai Yanai on Jul 19, 2009 12:00:54 GMT -5
There are no such thing as tornadoes--Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks vs. Chuck Norris can belive it's not butter
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Post by Mabel Fox on Jul 19, 2009 13:16:48 GMT -5
Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, wet gets Chuck Norris. vs Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter.
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Post by Corey Capel on Jul 19, 2009 19:09:32 GMT -5
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter vs. Ninjas want to grow up to be just like Chuck Norris. Unfortunately, they usually just grow up to be killed by Chuck Norris.
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Post by Mai Yanai on Jul 19, 2009 19:30:36 GMT -5
Chuck Norris can belive it's not butter vs. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Post by Rai Yanai on Jul 19, 2009 21:36:16 GMT -5
Chuck Norris can belive it's not butter vs. god wanted to create the world in ten days. Chuck Noris gave him seven.
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Post by Mabel Fox on Jul 19, 2009 21:39:05 GMT -5
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter. vs When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he does not push himself up, he pushes the Earth down.
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Post by Mai Yanai on Jul 20, 2009 12:20:43 GMT -5
Chuck Norris can belive it's not butter vs. God said "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said, "Say please."
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Post by Mabel Fox on Jul 20, 2009 12:33:01 GMT -5
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter. vs If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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Post by Mai Yanai on Jul 20, 2009 12:39:30 GMT -5
If you spell Chuck Norris in scrabble you win. Forever. Vs. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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